30 ways to subtly announce you are about to ... uhh, you know

In what hopefully doesn't become a monthly tradition, here are 30 ways to subtly announce you are about to ... uhh, you know.

Well I am off, I need to get some sleep but first I am going to...

(1)Shake the stick
(2)Lose the contest
(3)Choke the bird
(4)Wipe down the jewels
(5)Put the fireman to work
(6)Walk the dog
(7)Give the boy some air
(8)Turn a phrase
(9)Listen to the first album of the Strokes
(10)Deliver a child
(11)Master Italian
(12)Let the hose run
(13)Colonize Massachusetts
(14)Fence-in my pool
(15)Hand-craft a Russian war plane replica
(16)Reach a save point
(17)Gather the corn crops
(18)Re-shingle the shed
(19)Practice the trumpet
(20)Run some rum
(21)Put some fuel in the trailer
(22)Book a cruise to Germany
(23)Headline for a three man comedy show
(24)Add to my coin collection
(25)Weigh some grapes
(26)Join a fast-pitch team
(27)Name a constellation
(28)Sponsor a homeless Peruvian child
(29)Knit a toque
(30)Build a bridge over troubled waters